Why I’m changing my kids’ names to Names of Prescription Drug!


Kevin Hellriegel's Blog of Worthless Advice

Recently, I’ve discovered I have made a terrible mistake by naming my children just plain, old normal names. How will they ever stand out in the world with average, run of the mill, names? Sure, they could change their names later on when they are old enough but why wait? Let’s do it now!

Think of all the neat drug names that could belong to your kids.

Lyrica

Zoloft

Adderall

Cialis

Crestor

Abstral

Akten

As you can imagine, the list is endless! I really have only looked at the A’s and names I remember from some vague TV ad. But all of these fantastic names are just waiting to be used!! I really have only scratched the surface with potential names in which to express my child’s uniqueness and individuality.

Since we are on the topic of TV ads, I’ve noticed no matter what the drug is, the TV ad…

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